175+ Funny Anniversary Captions and Quotes

Laughter is often the secret ingredient to lasting love, and what better way to celebrate an anniversary than with a touch of humor? Whether posting a sweet throwback or a silly selfie, the right caption can turn a simple photo into a memorable moment. From playful pick-up lines to witty one-liners and heartwarming quotes that make your partner smile, this post is packed with everything you need to bring charm and cheer to your special day. Funny Anniversary Captions are the perfect way to share your joy—and a few laughs—with the world.

Funny Anniversary Captions

• Still married… and somehow still laughing 😂
• Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener.
• We go together like cake and more cake 🍰
• Another year of tolerating each other.
• Married life: 50% love, 50% figuring out what to eat 😅
• Thanks for not leaving me… yet.
• I love you more than WiFi 📶
• We survived another year without a reality show.
• Still crushing on you, even when you snore 😴
• Marriage: when dating goes pro.
• Who needs a fairy tale when you’ve got me? 🧚
• Anniversary: the yearly reminder I’m still your favorite.
• Love you more than pizza (almost) 🍕
• Officially winning at adulting.
• I choose you… and snacks. Every time 🍿
• Another year of weirdness together.
• You’re my favorite notification 🔔
• Spoiler alert: still obsessed with you.
• Partners in crime… and chores 🧹
• Relationship status: still can’t share fries.
• Thanks for never running out of toilet paper 🧻
• We go together like sarcasm and eye rolls.
• You’re my happily ever after… most of the time 😄
• Congrats to us for pretending to be grown-ups.
• Still stuck with me? Your loss 😉
• We’ve come a long way from awkward first dates.
• You had me at “I brought snacks” 🍫
• Real love is never finishing Netflix without each other.
• Anniversary vibes: mildly chaotic, totally in love 🌀
• Our love story: powered by coffee and patience.

Anniversary Captions Funny and Short

• Still the best decision I ever made 😂
• Love you. Still. Somehow.
• Together = Trouble 😜
• Still can’t believe you said yes.
• Love, laughter, and eye rolls 💍
• I put up with you. You’re welcome.
• Cheers to us! 🥂
• Keeping love weird.
• You + Me = Chaos 💣
• Marriage: nailed it.
• Just married… forever! 💒
• Our love is a sitcom.
• Thanks for being my unpaid therapist 🛋️
• Sorry, we’re still cute.
• Another year, still weird 😜
• We did a thing. Again.
• You’re my favorite headache 🤕
• Still crushing it.
• Anniversary mood: survive and thrive 💪
• High five for love!
• You’re stuck with me now 🧷
• Built to last… like WiFi.
• Married life = snack life 🍿
• This is our blooper reel.
• I tolerate you 💖
• Forever-ish.
• Love is loud. So are we 🔊
• Still hitched. Still awesome.
• You’re my favorite “oops” 💡
• We make weird look cute.

Sweet And Funny Anniversary Captions Instagram

• Love you more each year… but also need more snacks 🍫
• You’re my forever plus one—no refunds.
• From flirting to forever 😘
• You make my heart full and my fridge empty.
• Still falling for you… and sometimes tripping 💕
• You’re the peanut butter to my chaos.
• We’re not perfect, but we’re perfect for each other 💑
• Thanks for loving me when I’m weird (which is always).
• You’re my favorite “I told you so” 😏
• Still stealing your fries and your heart.
• Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes 😂
• Love you even when you hog the blanket.
• Happy anniversary to my partner in wine 🍷
• I’m still your biggest fan—of snacks and naps.
• You’re the reason I smile… and also roll my eyes 🙄
• Our love story is my favorite sitcom.
• I love you more than pizza—and that says a lot 🍕
• You make my heart and coffee cup full.
• Another year of making life extra sweet 🍰
• I still like you, even after all your dad jokes.
• You’re the Netflix to my binge ❤️
• Thanks for loving my crazy.
• Together, we’re unstoppable (and slightly ridiculous) 😂
• Love you more than sleep—and that’s real love.
• One year closer to becoming that old couple in matching outfits 👴👵
• If loving you is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
• You’re the best thing I ever caught… besides the remote 📺
• Our weird works perfectly together.
• Still in love, still a little nuts 🥜
• Forever looks fun with you.

Funny Anniversary Quotes

• “Marriage is just texting each other ‘Do we need anything from the store?’ until one of you dies.” – Anonymous
• “Love is blind—but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Pauline Thomason
• “An anniversary is a reminder that you’ve survived each other.” – Unknown
• “Marriage: when dating goes pro.” – Unknown
• “Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey
• “Being married is like having a best friend who doesn’t remember anything you say.” – Unknown
• “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” – Henny Youngman
• “We’re just two weirdos in love. Lucky us.” – Unknown
• “Marriage is finding that one special person you want to annoy for a lifetime.” – Rita Rudner
• “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person—and sometimes with wine too.” – Unknown
• “Marriage is basically a sleepover that never ends… if you’re lucky.” – Unknown
• “Happy anniversary! Let’s celebrate the fact we haven’t murdered each other yet.” – Unknown
• “You’re the cheese to my macaroni… and my nerves.” – Unknown
• “Marriage lets you annoy one person for the rest of your life—and call it love.” – Unknown
• “Love is staying up late just to argue about where to eat.” – Unknown
• “A good marriage is like a casserole—only those involved really know what goes in it.” – Unknown
• “I still do… even when you steal the covers.” – Unknown
• “Love means never having to say, ‘Did you flush?’” – Unknown
• “You’re my favorite person to do nothing with.” – Unknown
• “We go together like coffee and arguments about how to load the dishwasher.” – Unknown
• “Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown
• “Here’s to love, laughter, and no bail money needed.” – Unknown
• “A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to go to bed angry… and who also really like takeout.” – Unknown
• “Happy anniversary! You’re still the one I text when I’m bored… and hungry.” – Unknown
• “You had me at ‘I’ll do the dishes.’” – Unknown
• “Marriage is when you agree to tolerate someone else’s weirdness forever.” – Unknown
• “Love is sharing your popcorn. Even when they said they didn’t want any.” – Unknown
• “We’ve been through a lot together… and I mean Netflix seasons.” – Unknown
• “Still married. Still weird. Still awesome.” – Unknown
• “Together, we’re one mess I wouldn’t trade for anything.” – Unknown